Okay, okay. We want to know, how do you like working back in an office? The entire country is in a different place when it comes to working in offices, or still working from home. Comment below and let us know!
Maybe you're a teacher, and you have a class with students four out of the five days a week. Maybe, you work in the restaurant industry, and you never slowed down during the peaks of COVID? No matter your working situation, or social situation, we're confident that it's a bit different from pre-COVID. You're readjusting, actually getting dressed and not wearing the lulus every day. This means your body is readjusting too, no more tooting whenever you please.
Well, maybe you can still toot whenever you see fit, if you have the right device! Grab a subtle butt today. This little neutralizer is simple to use. Take the bad part out of the fart with Subtle Butt fart pads. We combined activated carbon, fabric, and adhesive to create the most effective fart pad. Each pack of 5 Subtle Butt fart pads effectively filters the odor caused by flatulence. Simply stick one in the right place, and you're ready for a chili cook-off or an all-you-can-eat Indian buffet.
With the Subtle Butt, no one in your office knows that you have a gassy booty. Do you know what we're saying? All right. Well, we hope that these pads will make those toots a little more subtle. Order yours today!
Be sure to tag us, #fundelivery, in any of those jokes and pranks you're pulling off right now.
Did you miss March Madness? We did. Not only do you fill out your bracket, place a couple of bets with friends, and watch too many hours of TV, we also love playing baskHEAD ball during that time. Well, it’s not precisely college ball and March Madness, as it's September and it is the NBA, but it's basketball nonetheless!
The teams aren't getting their usual crowd to amp up, but that doesn't slow us down! baskHEAD ball is a great way to have a hyped evening -- and be socially distanced. Gather a small group of your friends, build your bracket, watch football, and play your baskHEAD ball tournament.
Do you need a little inspiration for tournament styles? We have you covered. Click here for a complete breakdown of various games you can play! Don't miss out on the September madness, order yours today! Alright, get out there, have fun, and tag us!
You guys, can you believe it? It's the middle of September. Yup, we said it, the smack dab middle of September, and honestly, fall isn't the worst time of year. All of those outside activities are beginning to slow down. Some places are going back to school, fewer socially distanced gatherings are taking place, at least in public.
But do you know what we still have going on for us? Football. While it’s not the typical football year, big crowds, Sunday hangouts, tailgates, and college game day, there's still football. We know our readers pretty well, and pranking is a top attribute that y'all have, same with dedication, you're pretty dedicated to those pranks. We feel that your commitment probably rolls over to your football watching too. If we're right, let’s exchange a little elbow bump (you know #covidfriendly). You are probably picking a safe guest(s) to watch the big game with, say you'll be watching with your significant other, roommates, a couple of friends, some spacious, socially distanced area.
These football-watching atmospheres and watching partners are the perfect combinations for pulling out some of the old pranks. How about an annoise. Maybe it's the other team’s fight song. Or, maybe you bust out yeww farted. Seriously, who doesn't get a good laugh out of a funny fart?! Just watch your friend’s face or the face of your house guests, it's priceless. You can even go with the frickin' cricket, hide it near a window. The cricket’s annoyance will gradually increase the TV volume because that person will be convinced that it's a noise they cannot get rid of! Basically, annoy the hell outta them ;).
As the limited sports continue, make the best of it, start pranking! We encourage you to start tagging us in your pranks [#fundelivery] for a chance to be featured on our socials or website! Also, we want to hear your ideas. What were your best pranks? Comment below and happy pranking.
Summer is nearly here, a time that we all race to the outdoors and want to hang out with friends. Well, you can still race to the outdoors but keep your safe distance with those friends. As you start planning your distanced get togethers we have a great recommendation for you! Order a baskHEADball foam game set!
Recommended play with baskHEADball:
Rapid Fire Play:
Chaos Play:
Tournament Play:
Sink & Drink Play: [great play for a socially distanced gathering]
Now, what is the wait? We’ve shared four great game ideas with you. Order your baskHEADball today! If you have other game ideas for baskHEADball, share with us on Facebook or Instagram. Lastly, go have fun!
We think the best all around face masks use an activated carbon filter sandwiched between layers that prevent particles from entering and exiting the mask. If you are going to wear a face mask, why not use one that does it all:
Activated carbon works so well because it is a tiny porous molecule with a GIANT surface area so that all sorts of other particles can stick to it. (This is called ADSORPTION.) Wikipedia goes more in depth. It has long been used to clean up contamination and to filter water. Brita filers and some air filters are household uses of activated carbon.
A new study by researchers at the Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health claims that exposure to air pollution makes covid-19 more lethal. Activated carbon does a great job at filtering out a lot of the air pollutants.
We made our own No Sew Face Masks using a Costco 540 thread count pillowcase, Subtle Butt disposable gas neutralizers and hair elastics. They are comfortable and effective with a carbon weight of 200g/m3. These will do the trick until our new activated carbon masks are done with production. But they aren't standard mask: these have a FUN.delivery twist with cheeky sayings on them. Stay tuned!
Trick or Treat signs and marketing are everywhere in October. I even walked past one just now in Hong Kong. All of them assume you want treats, not tricks. Weird. Treats, usually cheap and sugary, are ubiquitous and most health-conscious adults take a hard pass. Tricks, on the other hand, take creativity, time, and often money. So it is usually a real treat to be tricked.
Trick or treating’s origin was in bribing neighborhood kids so they wouldn’t play tricks on you. Are/were adults really that scared of kids? If the bribe price was a cheap piece of candy to stop neighborhood kids from egging my house, I can see how that would catch on. But these days, candy is plenty and kids are too lazy to trick people. It is the adults, with years of experience and resources to pull off some good pranks, who we should fear and to who can make our neighborhoods fun again.
Here are a few easy Halloween tricks to help get you started:
Foreclosure sale or political yard sign: find a vintage sign, one that is opposite their politics, or a totally made up measure (like Vote Yes for Polygamy).
Removable bumper stickers: easy to place on the rear bumper and might not be seen for days.
“Decorate” their house with Police Line - Do Not Cross yellow tape for a welcome home surprise.
Ding dong ditch, updated for Ring: dress like a burglar, go to the door and trigger the motion detector. Put tape over the camera. Then go home.
Hidden sound devices: My neighbors were the victims of my product testing for Meow Hear This. After dinner at their house, I dropped the sound device into a bowl near their bed. I assumed they would find it before going to sleep. In the middle of the night, however, they swore cats had gotten into the dinner scraps outside and were thoroughly annoyed. For hours. That was an easy and memorable prank that we can (now) laugh about. If I came to their door this Halloween and said trick or treat, I’m sure they would give me something waaaaaaay better than candy to not have a night like that again. And now I understand and appreciate the origin of trick or treating.
