Kitty Carpet

The Rug for Mrs. Downstairs

• Reusable downstairs toupee — the merkin you never knew you needed
• 6 color options — from natural to festive to deeply committed
• Trimmable to your desired shape — truly a bespoke experience
• Includes 24 strips of USA-made Quick Fix body tape — because placement matters
• 100% polyester faux fur — no actual kitties harmed, we promise

Why Kitty Carpet?

Botched Brazilian? Misbehaved shave? Unveiled va-jay-jay? The solution is Kitty Carpet, the reusable downstairs toupee merkin. Available in six colors including Michael Jackson's Hair (black), Hanukkah Bush (blue), Christmas Tree Hugger (green), Heart Red, and Lucky Shamrock Green — because why match the drapes when you can make a statement? Trim it to shape, stick it exactly where you think it goes, and experience life to the fullest.

Perfect for: bachelorette parties, costume nights, Valentine's Day, holiday themed moments, and anyone who has ever wanted to redecorate.

Details: Approximately 4.5 x 3.5 x 0.2 inches | 100% polyester faux fur | Includes 24 Quick Fix Stick tape strips | Faux fur made in China | Tape made in USA