Edible Fake Poop
Let’s face it- the old rubber fake poop is so limiting. Not that you need to eat it, but sometimes you just need to pick it up and have it squish it between your fingers for the right effect.
Now you can. Edible Fake Poop comes in a powdered form for longer shelf life and for ease of air travel. When ready to prank, cut the top to break the seal, add the exact amount of water (err on the lesser side since you can always add more), seal the zip closure and massage all the water into the powder. When it is the right consistency (you’ll know) select the appropriate size to cut:
- Great Dane
Pipe the poop with uneven pressure and motion for more realistic appearance.
If any mixed Edible Fake Poop remains, refrigerate for up to 24 hours. At that point, toss it since there are no preservatives and it will get funky. Very funky.
Ingredients: rice flour, tapioca flour, cocoa powder, sugar.
Kim’s next prank with this:
”Did you hear what Gwynneth just recommended for wrinkle eradication- the fecal facial. It’s amazing. Watch. It has to be fresh, though. Apply within 30 minutes of harvest.”